The Wrath of Shaan

holycheeseandcrackers:

If, like me, you have the emotional development of half a brick, and life in fear of a third party’s inexplicable ability to manipulate your emotions, I’m guessing that you’ve been having some difficulty in finding Valentines cards to suit you.

Because let’s face it, you not only would never say half the bullshit on those things, you also just plain don’t have the emotional depth to even admit to feeling them.

With that in mind, I took it upon myself to think of the greatest things that I would ever possibly say to another human being, and turned them into Valentines cards.

You’re welcome.